Viz Force Five

Capt. Awesome Is Now On Twitter

Marcellus — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:07:23 +0000

Viz Force Five Fans: You now have a new outlet to get more of Capt. Awesome on Twitter. Be a follower, be awesome!

Famous Captain Awesome Quotes

Marcellus — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:11:58 +0000

“Baron von Bad is like an old bottle of my megahold hairgel. The label makes some bold claims but in the end its contents are just a crusty, sticky mess that can’t keep a curl.”

- Capt. Awesome

“My team? Like I always say to my group before a major operation against Baron von Bad, there is an ‘A’ in Team, and ‘A’ is for awesome!”

When pressed for a response to Baron von Bad’s imminent Robot attack…

“The Robot? Didn’t anyone tell the Baron that the Robot went out of style on the dance floor years ago? It’s Liquid raving and the Melbourne Shuffle now. I feel bad for him, really.”

“I get compliments for saving innocents all of the time, but little do people realize that not only am I a superhero with awesome-fabulous strength, I too have lived for hundreds of years. Yeah, that’s right. Your suspicions are correct, I was the model for Michaelangelo’s David.”

“Check out these guns *kiss*. Have you seen sculpted biceps like these before? I didn’t think so.”

“Why do I do superhero stuff? Well, I think it’s a gnarly experience. When I see a dangerous situation it doesn’t phase me. I just think it increases the gnar, and the more gnar, the more gnarly it is. That’s intense.”

Capt. Awesome: “Beta Boy is great. In fact we use him as bait. He walks around all mopey-like drawing attention to himself. I think that’s his superhero power. Let me ask my secretary…hey Geomite. Being bait is Beta Boy’s power right?”

Geomite: “No, he controls salt water.”

Capt. Awesome: “Oh that’s right. I forgot he can cry on command.”

A New Viz Force Poll!

Marcellus — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 05:11:50 +0000

Prologue

Marcellus — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:35:07 +0000

In a Post apocolyptic College Station, evil has almost triumphed. Yet there remains hope against Baron von Bad.

While Baron von Bad and his Longhorn Horde have been wreaking havoc on the denizens of College Station, five heroes have been preparing the defense of the last bastion of good in the city, the College of Architecture at Texas A&M.

Deep in the bowels of Langford A, the leader of Viz Force Five, Captain Awesome, briefs his superhero teammates; Beta Boy, Geomite, Blue Lynx, and Scantily Clad Woman.

“This is a very dreary moment for Captain Awe… Viz Force Five. As we know, Baron von Bad has made a dark alliance with the Longhorns from the west: vicious nomadic beasts who prowl the countryside in ginormous groups, grazing our Aggie fields like swarms of biblical locusts. They leave nothing behind, not even our precious maroon Bluebonnets.”